Author: Carl Ellis
Title: My Dead Friend Kenny
Type of Work: parody song lyrics
Source: CMv1 #7

© Copyright 2002 Carl Ellis

I'm looking over my dead friend Kenny, Who got caught in the cotton Ginny.
One arm is missing, the other is gone, A leg is scattered all over the lawn.
No need explaining the one remaining Is spinning on the car port floor...
I'm looking over my dead friend Kenny, Who I over-looked before!

I'm looking over my dead friend Kenny, Who got caught in the Cotton Ginny.
My friend's not eating, he no longer mmph's; He hit the screen and turned into fluff.
No need explaining, there's no friend remaining; He's a part of the lawn you see...
I'm looking over my dead friend Kenny, Who I sent to Eternity!