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Author: Kenny's Goodness
Title: Have You Seen My Pants?
Type of Work: poem
Source: CMv1 #51

Copyright 2002 Kenny's Goodness


Hey, have you seen my pants?
My pants are gone.
I need them.
My bum is cold.
I dunno where they went.
No, I’m not trying to—
Hey! Don’t touch that!
That’s my booty, baby!
Anyway, have you seen them?
Maybe I should make a poster:
"Wanted, Missing Pants,
Reward: Nothing, but the
Pleasure of not seeing me
Pantless ever again."
Maybe that would work…
GAH! Get OUT of there!
Ahem, anyway…
Have you seen my pants?