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Author: Lindsey Phillips
Title: High Pitches Haiku Collection
Type of Work: haiku
Source: CMv1 #59, 60, 62, 63

Copyright 2002 Lindsey Phillips


Ricky:
Motchu Motchu Motchu Motchu Motchu. Whew, that's one line.
I like to watch you Motchu. Did you know that? Heehee, watchu motchu.
He has a nice ass.

Motchu:
Get away from me.
Ricky you annoy me much
I really hate you.

Andalf:
I really like cheese.
It is great- tastes fine to me
blah blah blah blah blah.

Wastakagorn:
Hey, you guys, guess what?
I'm supposed to protect you.
Guess I'll go away.

Flannolas:
I am immortal.
Really I am immortal.
I live FOREVER.

Flimli:
Why don't I have hair?
What? You mean this? This is fake.
I am really bald.

RESJKB:
You guys are all dumb
Really! I'm glad that I died
At least I'm not you.

Midgippin:
I'm a little twerp
I don't deserve anything
that is good - I'm lame!

Gafriadoc:
I like to eat Gafildafood
It is kinda gafildafantastic
I really like things.