Author: Lindsey Phillips
Title: So Long, Chipmunk-head
Type of Work: poem
Source: CMv1 #19

© Copyright 2002 Lindsey Phillips

So long, chipmunk-head.
I suck at poetry, but I know a good singer when I see one
Chipmunk-head wasn't a good singer.
That boybandish, idiotic, too-much-make-up kid doesn't match up to his competitors
I hate American Idol.
Week after week, Chipmunk-head keeps getting voted through
Want to know why?
Because the 11 million people who vote happen to be PREPPY TEENAGE GIRLS WHO WOULDN'T
KNOW MUSIC IF IT FLEW UP THEIR ASS AND BURST OUT OF THEIR NOSTRILS VIOLENTLY.
I know these things, I live among them.
Sooo… anyway… this week chipmunk-head got voted out, and my family threw a party.
I suck at poetry, obviously, but I know fair judgement when I see it.
Who thinks I should cut back on watching conservative shows? They don't.
So long, chipmunk-head.